Ted

Ted

Year: 2012

Runtime: 106 min

Language: English

FantasyComedy

In this raunchy fantasy-comedy, Seth MacFarlane's irreverent humor takes center stage as John Bennett, a man-child, navigates adulthood alongside Ted, his beloved teddy bear brought to life by a childhood wish.

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Timeline – Ted (2012)
Trace every key event in Ted (2012) with our detailed, chronological timeline. Perfect for unpacking nonlinear stories, spotting hidden connections, and understanding how each scene builds toward the film’s climax. Whether you're revisiting or decoding for the first time, this timeline gives you the full picture.
1

John's Loneliness

At the age of eight, John Bennett struggles with loneliness in Boston, finding it difficult to make friends. This lack of companionship leaves him feeling isolated, longing for a connection that he desperately needs.

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2

The Magical Gift

On a magical Christmas morning, John is gifted a teddy bear named Teddy. That night, his heartfelt wish upon a falling star unexpectedly brings Ted to life, creating a remarkable friendship.

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3

Embracing the Extraordinary

Initially apprehensive, John's parents quickly accept the miraculous twist of fate that allows Ted to walk and talk. Ted becomes a local sensation, enjoying fleeting fame as he and John navigate their new lives together.

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4

Life as Party Animals

Fast forward twenty-seven years, John and Ted have become inseparable roommates, living a lifestyle filled with wild parties and substance use. Their apartment resembles more of a chaotic party zone than a comfortable home.

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5

Lori's Frustration

John's girlfriend, Lori Collins, grows increasingly frustrated with John's immaturity and their childlike bond. A disastrous dinner date reveals the chaos brought by Ted, prompting Lori to confront John about his lifestyle choices.

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6

Ted's Job at the Supermarket

In an effort to help Ted mature, John assists him in securing a job at a local supermarket. Despite exhibiting outrageous behavior that could get them fired, Ted's charm leads to an unexpected promotion instead.

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7

Celebration and Conflict

During a house party hosted by Lori’s boss, Rex, John receives a call from Ted about a surprise guest. Ignoring Lori’s warnings, John joins Ted, leading to an evening of debauchery that rekindles old feelings for Lori.

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8

Confrontation and Fallout

When Ted learns of Lori's decision to date Rex, he confronts John, leading to hurtful words and a dramatic fistfight between the lifelong friends. Ultimately, they reconcile, realizing their friendship is worth fighting for.

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9

Winning Back Lori

Teaming up once again, John and Ted devise a plan to crash a Norah Jones concert to win back Lori. During the event, Ted reveals his unexpected connection with Norah, allowing John to perform a heartfelt dedication.

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10

Kidnapping and Chase

Tragedy unfolds when Ted is kidnapped by a deranged man named Donny and his son. John's frantic pursuit leads to a heart-pounding chase through Boston, culminating in an emotional confrontation about their friendship.

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11

Heartbreak and Hope

After a heart-wrenching moment where Ted succumbs to his injuries, John is left devastated. However, fueled by Lori's wish upon a shooting star, hope is restored as Ted miraculously comes back to life.

12

The Proposal

With Ted alive and well, John finally musters the courage to propose to Lori. This moment signifies not just personal growth but also the deep bond between the trio, leading to a joyful future.

13

The Wedding

The wedding day arrives, presided over by the beloved Sam Jones, marking a joyful new chapter for John and Lori. With Ted standing proudly as the best man, the ceremony celebrates love, friendship, and new beginnings.

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Life After the Wedding

In a humorous epilogue narrated by Patrick Stewart, we learn about Ted's romantic success with Tami-Lynn and his promotion to store manager. The futures of other characters are also revealed, illustrating life’s ongoing surprises.

Last Updated: November 08, 2024 at 03:25

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