Sixpack Annie

A reckless, money-driven young woman who drives the pickup while drinking beer and dreams of saving Aunt Tess’s diner. She confronts predatory schemes, arrests, and moral tests as she fights to secure a future for herself and the diner.

Annie’s practical friend who accompanies her on the journey to find money. She provides support and shared danger as they pursue solutions in Titwillow and beyond.

Local law officer who pursues the girls and ends up in comedic mishaps, symbolizing authority under pressure. He offers a payoff in exchange for marriage, revealing the interplay of power and vulnerability.

Owner of the diner, currently behind on mortgage payments and facing foreclosure. She embodies resilience and the community’s stake in the family business.

The banker pressing the mortgage and attempting to foreclose on Aunt Tess’s diner, representing institutional pressure and capitalism at odds with personal needs.

Annie’s partner who gets arrested with her for nude swimming, illustrating the couple’s precarious standing with law and social norms.

Annie’s sister living in Miami, whose lifestyle and earnings hint at transactional money and show a different side of wealth and desire. Her world contrasts with Titwillow’s norms.

Wealthy Frenchman with a Napoleon complex, a potential sugar daddy who embodies wealth and vanity, adding a glamorous but precarious option for Annie.

A confidence trickster who claims to be rich and uses manipulation to steal Annie’s money, then leaves a sign-off note. His disguise highlights how appearances can mislead.

Wealthy Texan with a possessive wife who introduces danger and possessiveness into the plot, highlighting the peril of controlling relationships over money and status.

The possessive wife who asserts control with a shotgun, representing the extreme assertion of power in a relationship and the danger of jealousy.

Unbilled midget baker whose white cream pies become a chaotic, humorous moment when a pie lands on the sheriff’s face.

A jewelry salesman who offers Annie $7,000 for her necklace, triggering a clash over prized possessions and sudden wealth.

A male character whose presence adds to the male-dominated social dynamics surrounding Annie and Mary Lou.