Keanu

Smoke and Oil Dresden, known as the 'Allentown Boys,' launch a brutal attack on a Mexican cartel's drug-processing plant. They eliminate King Diaz and everyone present, marking the beginning of their chaotic escapade.

Amidst the chaos of the assault, the assassins capture Diaz's cat, Iglesias. As police arrive on the scene, Iglesias takes advantage of the distraction and manages to slip away, setting off a chain of events.

Rell, devastated by a recent breakup, finds himself in a low point until he discovers Iglesias on his porch. He bonds instantly with the cat, naming him Keanu, which begins to lift his spirits.

Clarence, Rell's supportive cousin, visits to cheer him up and soon meets Keanu. Their resemblance to the Allentown Boys becomes apparent, setting the stage for their adventurous misadventure.

With his cousin's wife and daughter away, Clarence finds solace in Rell's company. They bond further over a Liam Neeson movie, lightening the mood amidst the ongoing chaos triggered by the cartel.

Returning home one evening, Rell discovers his apartment ransacked and Keanu gone. Distraught, he drags Clarence along to confront their weed dealer, Hulka, seeking answers.

At Hulka's place, they learn that the 17th St. Blips gang is likely behind their troubles. Hulka directs them to a downtown strip club where they could find leads to retrieve Keanu.

To infiltrate the Blips and reclaim Keanu, Rell and Clarence adopt the personas of 'Tectonic' and 'Shark Tank.' They encounter Hi-C, who is initially skeptical but ultimately aids them.

Cheddar, the Blips' leader, mistakenly takes Rell and Clarence for the real Allentown Boys. Holding Keanu, now named New Jack, hostage, they force the duo to assist in a drug deal.

During the chaotic drug sale, they find themselves caught in a deadly confrontation, leading to several unexpected deaths, thanks to Hi-C's explosive moves. The tension escalates as their identities begin to unravel.

After being captured by the actual Allentown Boys, Rell and Clarence face dire straits. In a dramatic turn, Keanu aids them in breaking free, allowing them to regain control and eliminate their captors.

The duo's troubles continue as they confront the Blips, who catch onto their deception. Forced to meet with the Mexican drug cartel, they find themselves in a perilous situation that escalates into a gunfight.

During a fierce gunfight that leaves Rell and Clarence in grave danger, the situation intensifies. They engage in a wild car chase that leads to an absurdly humorous crash involving several chaotic encounters.

In a twist, Hi-C reveals herself as an undercover officer confronting the gang. She deftly unravels the mess, asserting her authority amidst the madness that Rell and Clarence have plunged into.

Six months later, while serving their sentences, Rell and Clarence reflect on their wild journey and newfound respect among fellow inmates, including some disbanded Blips. Hi-C delivers bittersweet news about Keanu's unusual condition.

In a humorous end-credit scene, the Allentown Boys reveal they're alive and have sinister plans ahead. This hints at yet another wave of chaotic escapades in their turbulent world.