I’ll Never Heil Again

The deposed monarch of Moronika; once the ruler of the realm, he is the focus of the resistance to Hailstone's tyranny. His restoration is the film's ultimate goal, pursued through cunning plans and alliance-building with Ixnay, Amscray, and Umpchay. The portrayal blends regal dignity with cartoonish incompetence, underscoring the satirical tone.

The despotic ruler of Moronika, whose paranoia and vanity drive an overtly theatrical tyranny. His regime relies on loud decrees, showy displays of power, and shifting alliances to maintain control. His downfall exposes the hollowness of autocratic rule in the film's satirical frame.

Daughter of King Herman, she emerges as the schemer who uses subterfuge and strategic manipulation to undermine Hailstone. Her plans hinge on clever ruses, secret plots, and manipulating key players to restore her father.

One of the Three Stooges, whose goofy, unpredictable energy injects slapstick into the political chaos. He contributes to the resistance with bumbling but endearing efforts that complicate Hailstone's plans.

The second Stooge, providing physical comedy and foolish bravado. His antics light the tension of the plot while inadvertently helping the anti-Hailstone cause.

A war profiteer ally of Hailstone, part of the anti-hero coalition that enriches from conflict. His scheming contributes to the political maneuvering and the ultimately exposed contradictions within the regime.

One of the Axel partners, a satirical nod to Mussolini’s circle. His presence signals the parody of fascist alignment and the tension among Hailstone's inner circle.

An aide to King Herman, providing minor but functional support to the resistance through administrative and comic means.

A high-ranking officer who becomes disillusioned with Hailstone's autocratic rule and ultimately detonates the explosive pool ball, signaling the regime's collapse.