Fat Slags

An accident at the Fulchester steel-works occurs when Sandra's fire torch is left burning, causing a massive explosion. The blast destroys the factory and leaves the Slags unemployed. The event marks the end of their ordinary lives and the beginning of their crusade for fame.

Sandra and Tracey receive a letter inviting them to be guests on a daytime chat show. They see it as a golden ticket to fame despite their crude persona. The invitation sets their plan in motion to escape Fulchester for London.

The Slags pack their belongings and head for London, hoping to sleep and drink their way to stardom. They leave behind their dirty home and seek a bigger audience.

In London, Sean Cooley suffers a blow to the head when a flower pot drops on him, pushing him into temporary insanity. A technical glitch during his conference swaps the feed to the Slags' chat show, and he becomes instantly captivated by their antics. The moment foreshadows his later obsession with them.

Sean has his lawyer Victor fetch the Slags and deliver them to a hotel where they can be kept comfortable. This marks the start of their pampered period under Sean's control as he fantasies about their fame. The hotel becomes their base of operations for the next phase.

Back in Fulchester, Baz and Dave see the chat show and rush to London to catch up with the Slags. Their driver, not paying attention to the road, causes a crash on the way. The mishap lands them in immigration custody as they try to reach the city.

Two days before London Fashion Week, Sean forces fashion designer Fidor Ulrich Cosimo Konstantin to base his upcoming collection on the Fat Slags. The move aims to capitalize on their image and the burgeoning notoriety.

The Slags get fitted for the show, and their bold, exposed look becomes the centerpiece of the presentation. They end up exposing their breasts to the audience and win the contest. The incident cements their place in the fashion world.

The Slags become a media sensation, taking the UK by storm. They top Top of the Pops, move into a luxury mansion, and even draw attention from the Turner Prize. The public embraces the fat-fueled trend and the Slags become symbols of a new social phenomenon.

Behind the public adoration, jealousy strains Sandra and Tracey as they vie for Sean's attention. The tension builds until Tracey punches Sandra, revealing the fragility of their friendship. The incident threatens to destabilize their meteoric rise.

Tracey begins dating Sean, pulling him further into her orbit while Sandra is sidelined. The romance complicates their friendship and deepens the rift between them. The dynamic shifts as Sean becomes a central figure in their lives.

On a ride with Sean, a limo crash occurs and Tracey bites off Sean's Willy while saving a group of nuns crossing the road. The bizarre and brutal moment becomes a tabloid sensation. It marks a turning point in Sean's perception of the Slags.

The Slags get into a massive fight and accidentally kill the General Secretary of the United Nations, leading to their capture and confinement in the Tower of London. The public persona collapses into legal and institutional trouble. Their flamboyant career plummets into a perilous limelight.

The Slags escape the Tower and enact a Mission Impossible–style plan to steal Sean's laptop containing illegal files. Victor chases after them, but they hurl the laptop into his car window, triggering a fiery explosion. The dramatic prank marks the end of Sean's influence over their fame as the pair retreat from London.

Back home at last, the Slags realize that their friendship is the real prize. They reunite with Baz and Dave, who have returned from Afghanistan, and they resolve to face the future together. The chaotic journey ends with their strengthened bond and a new sense of camaraderie.