Addio fottuti musi verdi (2017) Timeline Explained – Every Event in Order

The aliens run a strict meritocracy based on talent and competence. When they intercept Ciro's resume sent as part of a movie promotion contest, they recognize his graphic design skills as genuinely valuable. Unlike Earth companies that repeatedly reject him, this alien civilization values ability over credentials or connections, offering him a job immediately after the interview.

• alien hiring
• meritocracy
• resume
• job offer
• graphic designer

Earth is condemned because humanity owes a massive debt for using solar energy harvested from the galaxy. The alien civilization views this as an unpaid debt that cannot be reconciled through conventional means, so they decide to destroy Earth as settlement. The debt is described as beyond repayment, making planetary destruction the chosen solution.

• Earth destruction
• alien debt
• solar energy
• debt repayment

Ciro steals a dematerializer device from the alien facility. This device allows instantaneous teleportation between Dimension X (the alien realm) and Earth. He uses it to return home, bringing the technology with him as his only tool for the upcoming mission to save humanity.

Foreshadowing: Earlier, Ciro learns the alien technology can instantly transport matter across dimensions, which becomes crucial to his escape plan.

• dematerializer
• Dimension X
• teleportation
• escape
• alien technology

The aliens had captured Gigi D'Alessio and robotized him, turning him into a mindless servant. When Matilda sings his song "Un nuovo bacio," the familiar music triggers a residual human response in his programming. This emotional connection breaks through his robotic conditioning, restoring his consciousness and convincing him to join the resistance against the aliens.

• Gigi D'Alessio
• robot
• consciousness
• song
• Matilda
• Un nuovo bacio

When Brandon offers Ciro, Matilda, and Fabio indefinite contracts with the alien company (essentially a comfortable life working for the aliens), Ciro refuses because he wants to be a hero, not a hireling. He chooses to save Earth through his own courage rather than accept personal salvation at the cost of his planet's freedom. His friends back this decision, prioritizing humanity over personal comfort.

• contract offer
• Brandon
• refusal
• hero
• dignity

When Brandon activates the cannon and reveals the actual debt amount, it turns out to be only 37 euros in Italian currency, a trivial sum compared to the massive debt that justified Earth's destruction. Ciro, Matilda, and Fabio frantically search their pockets and combine their loose change, literally paying off the debt with pocket money just seconds before the cannon fires. The absurdly small amount comically resolves the entire crisis.

• 37 euros
• cannon
• debt
• Earth saved
• pocket change
• resolution

Ciro and Matilda's romance ends shortly after Earth is saved, they only date for a few days before parting ways. Matilda later joins Brandon's alien company and marries an alien, symbolizing a new union between humans and aliens. Ciro, meanwhile, returns to working with Fabio as a wedding and event videographer, finding a new but more humble career path.

• Ciro
• Matilda
• breakup
• aftermath
• wedding videographer
• married alien

In the closing scene, the Lord of Dimension X encounters the illegal parking attendant Fabio sent earlier and realizes the man is from Earth. Believing Earthlings are using Dimension X as a dumpsite, the Lord declares Earth will be invaded. This post-credits scene sets up a potential sequel, suggesting the peaceful resolution was temporary and a larger alien threat may come.

• final scene
• invasion
• Dimension X
• sequel
• Lord
• parking attendant

Janine was previously Ciro's secretary at the alien company, but she was reprogrammed into an armored combat robot designed to eliminate threats to the alien mission. Despite her past working relationship with Ciro, her programming prioritizes the company's objectives over any personal connection. She actively hunts and shoots at the trio throughout the confrontation aboard the spaceship.

• Janine
• robot
• secretary
• armored
• combat
• enemy

Ciro, Fabio, and Matilda launch an assault on the alien spaceship armed with toy guns, a desperate, improvised attack against a technologically superior enemy. The toy guns serve as a symbolic rather than practical weapon, representing their courage in the face of impossible odds. Their actual plan relies on infiltrating the ship and confronting Brandon directly to negotiate or force a resolution.

• toy guns
• spaceship assault
• raid
• brave
• improvised weapons