Three Hams on Rye

The self-proclaimed ringleader of the Stooges, Moe is eager to keep the show moving, but his quick schemes often backfire in spectacular fashion. He wields brash confidence and a knack for impulsive problem-solving, which drives the trio's chaotic energy. This mix makes him both a source of comic mischief and a reluctant driver of the plot forward.

The misfit of the trio, Larry provides additional slapstick energy and a go-with-the-flow attitude that complements Moe and Shemp's schemes. His reactions anchor the comedic timing and often escalate the chaos. Despite the mayhem, he remains calm under pressure and contributes to the ensemble dynamic.

The often bumbling second-in-command, Shemp brings physical comedy and a willingness to dive into even the least prepared schemes. He blunders through the cake prep and prop mishaps, turning mistakes into laughter while occasionally undercutting the plan's success. His presence keeps the trio's energy high and unpredictable.

The infamous theatre critic whose presence motivates B.K. Doaks to reel the production. Barker's skepticism drives the Stooges to disrupt his access, but his later appreciation reframes the misadventure as a humorous satire on theatre and criticism.

The ambitious producer desperate for a hit, Doaks pushes the Stooges to avert Barker's attendance and salvage his reputation. He often misreads the room, oscillating between confidence and embarrassment as the chaos unfolds. His determination to secure success forms the backbone of the play's conflict.

The object of affection and a focal point of the performers' schemes, Janie Belle inspires competitive antics among the cast. She remains mostly off-screen in the summary but represents the idealized showgirl archetype that drives the production's romantic subtext. Her presence is the catalyst around which the Stooges' plans swirl.

A showgirl character who participates in the production's theater-world milieu, providing additional chaos and color to the stage proceedings. Lulabelle's scenes contribute to the visual spectacle of the backstage antics.

A secondary showgirl who adds to the production's chorus of performers. Her presence amplifies the dynamic of backstage interactions and the competitive atmosphere surrounding the final act.

A minor performer whose actions feed the play's comic density. His short stature and timing contribute to the physical humor that peppers the final act.

Another showgirl contributing to the ensemble’s energy and the spectacle of the final act. Her presence helps fill the stage with color and gags that punctuate the performance.