Ted 2 (2015) Timeline Explained – Every Event in Order

Ted and Tami-Lynn's Wedding

The movie opens with Ted and Tami-Lynn exchanging vows in a wedding ceremony officiated by Sam Jones. The celebration is lively and sets the comedic tone for the film, featuring a hilarious dance performance by Ted on their giant wedding cake.

John's Post-Divorce Blues

At the wedding reception, we glimpse John's struggle with his recent divorce from Lori, which occurred six months prior. He feels downcast amid the festivities, highlighting the contrast between his friend’s joyous occasion and his own emotional state.

Where

Wedding Reception

Financial Troubles for Ted and Tami-Lynn

One year later, Ted and Tami-Lynn find themselves in a rut as their finances dwindle while working as cashiers. Ted grows frustrated with Tami-Lynn's excessive shopping, while she is equally peeved by his spending on marijuana.

When

One year later

A Chance Meeting at McFeltys Pub

Ted opts for a night out, hoping to find solace at McFeltys Pub, where he meets up with John. The evening brings comic relief when a flirty bartender captures John's attention, yet he remains uninterested, focusing instead on his best friend.

Where

McFeltys Pub

Liam Neeson's Unexpected Appearance

During a regular shift at the grocery store, Ted encounters a bewildered Liam Neeson, who believes Trix cereal is solely for kids. Ted reassures him it's fine for adults, adding a humorous touch to the mundane day.

Where

Grocery Store

The Idea of Parenthood

Amidst their troubles, a coworker named Joy suggests that having a baby might save Ted and Tami-Lynn's struggling marriage. Excitedly, Ted shares the idea with Tami-Lynn, who readily accepts, thinking she would excel as a mother.

A Plan to Find a Sperm Donor

After contemplating their future, Ted and John decide that famous actor Sam Jones could be the perfect sperm donor. However, their excitement is short-lived when Sam informs them that his sperm count is notably low due to past habits.

The Heist to Steal Tom Brady's Sperm

Desperation leads Ted and John to hatch an outrageous plan to steal sperm from Tom Brady. Disguised as an A/C repairman, John breaks into Brady's house, but the scheme quickly fails when Brady catches them, leading to a comical escape.

Where

Tom Brady's House

Facing Adoption Challenges

As Ted and Tami-Lynn investigate adoption options, they face significant hurdles due to Ted's lack of legal personhood. Following a series of setbacks, they turn to legal action with the help of a lawyer, Samantha Louise Jackson, who takes their case pro bono.

Comedic Legal Preparations

Samantha helps Ted and John as they navigate legal complexities, resulting in several humorous situations. Their bond deepens over shared interests, including the introduction of a new strain of weed that leads to wild, lighthearted interactions.

The Build-Up to Court

As the court date approaches, Ted and his friends gear up to confront a powerful legal team from Hasbro. A chaotic experience at Comicon serves as both a humorous and bonding event for the group, culminating in a mix of fun and mischief.

Where

Comicon

A Heartfelt Legal Battle

Despite their best efforts, Ted and John lose the court case, leaving them disheartened. However, hope is reignited when prominent Civil Rights attorney Patrick Meighan witnesses their struggle and agrees to take on Ted's case.

Where

Court

The Joyous Road Trip

A thrilling road trip to New York ensues, filled with unexpected adventures and budding romances among Ted and his friends. Each stop brings them closer, overcoming the odds against them as they journey toward a better outcome.

Where

New York

The Emotional Climax

Upon returning to Comicon, Ted encounters Donny in an intense showdown, trying to escape from his grasp. Just when it seems all hope is lost, they discover that Johnny's life hangs by a thread, leaving everyone in shock.

Where

Comicon

A New Beginning for the Family

In a heartwarming turn of events, Johnny survives, reigniting the group's spirits. Ultimately, Ted and Tami-Lynn triumph in court, leading to the adoption of a child they name Apollo Creed Clubberlang, sealing their unconventional family bond.