PCU

A pre-frosh visiting PCU who is accident-prone and quickly finds himself entangled in campus conflicts with nearly every group. His missteps drag him through the chaotic energy of PCU as he navigates factions and awkward social terrain, eventually choosing to align with the campus's rebellious undercurrent.

A member of Balls and Shaft who wants the outlawed Greek system back and uses provocative rhetoric to push his agenda. He embodies the loud, provocative campus guy whose actions spark the central conflicts and put him at odds with many groups. His tirade on the podium becomes a catalyst for the campus-wide upheaval.

Leads The Pit, a party-centric house that defies political correctness and organizes protests. He orchestrates strategic moves on campus and even uses the microphone to amplify rivalries, illustrating how charisma and cunning can drive collective action.

A senior resident of The Pit, part of the house's raucous energy and party culture. He embodies the lived-in, chaos-friendly spirit of The Pit and contributes to its defiant presence on campus.

A long-time member of The Pit, providing steadiness to the house’s dynamic and contributing to its multi-year culture. He represents the more weathered perspective within the rebellious group.

Mid-year freshman who becomes part of The Pit’s social circle. She participates in campus life amid the ongoing clashes between factions and student activism.

The campus president obsessed with sensitivity awareness and multiculturalism, pushing transformative but controversial policies. Her administration clashes with student groups and ultimately faces a significant backlash that leads to upheaval at PCU.

A student figure who appears amid the campus dynamics, reflecting the broader student body’s reactions and interactions with the factions on campus.

A member of the feminist group on campus, one of the organizers of protests and a representative of the Womynists’ activism and critique of campus policies.

Another key member of the feminist group, contributing to the campus conflict through organized protests and responses to policy changes.