Jersey Shore Massacre

When Teresa and her friends depart from their suburban New Jersey salon for a weekend filled with sun and mischief by the shore, they find themselves unexpectedly caught in a series of bizarre events that shift their adventure from the vibrant sands of Seaside Heights to a secluded house nestled deep within the New Jersey Pine Barrens. As they navigate the eerie tales surrounding the legendary Jersey Devil, the peculiar locals known as Pineys, and a towering, dim-witted neighbor, the girls quickly decide to head back to Seaside Heights. There, they cross paths with five rowdy delinquents whose obnoxious behavior knows no bounds, pushing everyone’s patience to the limit.

As night falls, the group assembles at a local bar in Seaside where they soon get kicked out for instigating a wild brawl on the dance floor. With no other options available, they reluctantly retreat to the house in the Pine Barrens, hoping to indulge in the night’s adventures. However, blinded by their own selfish desires, they remain oblivious to the grim fate that awaits them as their accumulated debts to society are about to come due — with deadly results.

One by one, the casualty list begins to climb as a disturbed killer, armed with more than just an axe to grind, enacts chilling retribution. What started as a night of reckless abandon spirals into a fight for survival as the group discovers that their quest for pleasure may come at the ultimate price. Written by Paul Tarnopol

Last Updated: October 25, 2024 at 11:41