Cockneys vs Zombies

Cockneys vs Zombies

Year: 2013

Runtime: 88 min

Language: English

Director: Matthias Hoene

HorrorComedy

A zombie apocalypse hits London’s East End, and a group of unlikely heroes—including inept bank robbers and spirited pensioners—must join forces to fight back. Faced with overwhelming odds, this ragtag team navigates the chaotic streets, battling the undead while clinging to their wit and resilience in a desperate fight for survival.

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1

Discovery of the Catacomb

Two laborers in East London inadvertently stumble upon an ancient catacomb that had been sealed for centuries under Charles II's decree. Their curiosity leads them to delve deeper instead of notifying the authorities, awakening a dark and ancient curse hidden within.

East London
2

Awakening of the Undead

As the laborers explore the catacomb, they accidentally awaken a horde of reanimated corpses, unleashing chaos upon the streets of East London. This undead epidemic begins to impact the local population, leading to widespread panic and fear.

East London
3

MacGuire Brothers' Plan

Terry and Andy MacGuire come up with a daring plan to save their grandfather Ray's retirement home from being demolished. They gather a team that includes their cousin Katy and the hapless Davey Tuppence, alongside Mickey, a veteran with a troubled past.

4

The Bank Heist

During an attempted bank heist to secure funds for Ray's home, the MacGuire brothers accidentally encounter £2.5 million. Caught in an unexpected situation, they are mistaken for Hartman Construction representatives due to a bank manager's blunder.

Bank
5

Zombie Attack at the Bank

As the MacGuire brothers and their companions attempt to escape with their newfound fortune, they are ambushed by a menacing group of reanimated corpses. The undead outbreak reaches the bank just as their heist unfolds, adding mayhem to their plans.

Bank
6

Chaos at the Retirement Home

Meanwhile, Ray and other residents at the retirement home are trapped as the undead epidemic wreaks havoc. They take refuge in the kitchen which serves as their stronghold against the chaos, trying to maintain a semblance of safety.

Retirement Home
7

Mickey's Deterioration

After being bitten by a zombie, Mickey's mental state starts to deteriorate, adding tension to the group's dynamics. His deteriorating health and increasing erratic behavior threaten their already fragile mission to escape the chaos.

8

Destined Betrayal

In a critical moment, Mickey isolates the hostages, Emma and Clive, while intensifying his control. However, as Mickey succumbs to the bite, Terry seizes the opportunity, confronting him in a desperate bid to regain control of the tense situation.

9

Tragic Decisions

In a moment of panic, Clive grabs Mickey's weapon and suggests they surrender, but this reckless decision backfires horrifically. The group faces dire consequences as zombies close in, marking the doom of Davey and potentially others.

10

Search for Emma's Sister

As they regroup, the team embarks on a frantic search for Emma's younger sibling, leading them to a haunting discovery. They find her in a state of undead stasis and later decide to spare her, hoping for a cure while steadying their resolve.

11

Final Rescue Attempt

The group arrives at the retirement home and embarks on a daring mission to rescue Ray and other residents. They face monsters from the catacomb as they work together to break the zombie siege threatening their loved ones.

Retirement Home
12

Iconic Escape

They commandeer a red London double-decker bus for their escape, but mechanical failures hinder their getaway. This desperate situation pushes them to explore further options, leading them on a chaotic route through the city.

East London
13

The Sacrifice

In a moment of bravery, Ray sacrifices himself to ensure the group's escape. Against all odds, he survives and joins the others in their mission, symbolizing hope amidst the devastation.

14

Desperate Escape Down the River

The group finally makes a desperate attempt to escape down the river, navigating a chaotic environment filled with danger. This journey reinforces their resolve to reclaim East London from the clutches of the undead and stands as a testament to their resilience.

River
15

Ray's Defiant Proclamation

As they drift towards an uncertain future, Ray inspires his group with a powerful proclamation, igniting their determination to fight against the chaos besieging East London. His words rally the team, underscoring their united front against adversity.

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