Carry On Henry

The film opens by stating it is based on a recently discovered manuscript by William Cobbler, which claims Henry VIII had two more wives. The narrator insists the story is true from beginning to end, setting a satirical, meta tone. This framing primes the audience for the wild events to follow.

Henry VIII has his wife beheaded, and immediately marries Marie of Normandy. The marriage is arranged at the insistence of Cardinal Wolsey, who seeks political advantage in aligning with France. The rapid turn from execution to union highlights the film's irreverent tone.

Cardinal Wolsey engineers the union with Marie of Normandy, seeing it as a tool to curry favor with Francis I of France. He selects Marie partly because she is Francis's cousin and favorite, betting on this alliance to bolster English power. The scheme foreshadows the political uproar to come.

Before the marriage can be consummated, Marie eats a clove of garlic, claiming it is a Normandy tradition. Henry is repulsed by the smell and abandons the bedchamber in disgust. Lodgerley, Henry's attaché, then makes a pass at Marie, which she accepts.

Marie accepts Lodgerley's amorous advances, further complicating the marriage. Henry's attention is diverted by court intrigue and politics. The affair seeds the conflict over paternity and loyalty that drives the plot.

Henry learns that Marie is pregnant with Lodgerley's child, pushing him toward a divorce. He imprisons Marie in the Tower of London and orders Cromwell to obtain a confession of paternity from Lodgerley. The move demonstrates Henry's ruthlessness and the danger of court politics.

Marie persuades Wolsey to summon the French ambassador, who reveals that Francis I is thrilled by the marriage and will give England ten thousand gold pieces. The prospect of foreign subsidy complicates Henry's calculus, especially as the ambassador could uncover Marie's imprisonment. Henry agrees to release Marie and press for a retraction of Lodgerley's confession.

Lodgerley signs a retraction, removing the last lever Henry hoped to use against Marie. England releases Marie from the Tower, hoping to salvage the alliance with France. Cromwell is tasked with securing a formal retraction, and the political game continues.

Henry meets Bettina, the daughter of the Earl of Bristol, and is immediately taken with her. He uses the moment to renew his divorce plan from Marie as Lodgerley completes his retraction. Marie is imprisoned again, and the power plays resume in the court.

King Francis of France arrives on a surprise visit and takes Bettina as a prospective wife, forcing Henry to concede to avoid war. To seal the peace, Henry agrees to the marriage, but warns that Cromwell and Wolsey will be punished for their supposed inaction. The plot thickens as loyalty and policy collide.

Marie announces she loves Henry and goes into labor, softening his heart toward her. He promises to be a faithful husband and father, but immediately encounters Catherine Howard as a potential wife. The labor scene contrasts personal emotion with political maneuvering.

Henry resolves to marry Catherine Howard, accelerating plans to secure a new queen. He works to ensure the divorce from Marie can be finalized alongside the marriage. The episode heightens the film's satire on political marriage and personal desire.

Henry begs Cromwell and Wolsey to assist in divorcing Marie and marrying Howard. The two men pretend indifference, declaring they would rather behead than serve a king who pushes them into danger. Their stance embodies the film's farcical critique of power.

Cromwell and Wolsey stand by their grim resolve, quipping 'Carry on, executioner! Carry on!' rather than face an even harsher punishment from Francis. Henry watches in astonishment as the absurd cycle of executions and alliances continues. The scene ends on a note of satire and disbelief.