Ask a Policeman

A bumbling yet well-meaning sergeant whose bravado masks limited real achievements. He drives the plot with schemes to arrest someone and save the station, often misreading situations. His comedic missteps propel the chaos that defines the film's humor.

The loyal shopkeeper whose gullible earnestness fuels the trio's misguided adventures. He is quick to react to danger, but his misunderstandings frequently escalate the misadventure. Harbottle provides buoyant support and unintended complications.

The quick-witted yet anxious partner who constantly worries about the next hurdle. He adds energy and nerve to the caper, often reacting with humor to the unfolding chaos. His interactions with Emily add a personal dimension to the story.

A wary and authoritative figure who questions the value of the village police. He becomes the target of the trio's staged 'accident,' exposing the tension between administrative oversight and street-level improvisation. His presence anchors the film's satire of authority.

Albert's girlfriend who reacts with fear and excitement to sightings of the Headless Horseman. Her reactions add romance and tension to the caper while driving some early suspense. She also acts as a catalyst for the trio's actions.

A folkloric figure whose legend infuses the story with suspense. He functions as a thematic presence rather than a genuine threat, underscoring the villagers' superstitions. The character adds a humorous layer to the smuggling mystery.

The community leader whose involvement shifts the balance of power. He unexpectedly reveals the smugglers' ringleader and intervenes to avert a broader disaster. His authority and cunning provide a pivotal counterpoint to the bumbling police.

The Coastguard's presence ties coastal activity to the smugglers' scheme, linking the lighthouse watch to the illegal operation. He acts as a catalyst for the chase and helps expose the plot.

A passerby who becomes entangled in the officers' ruse. His encounter highlights the farcical nature of the procedures and the danger of improvisation. He serves as a narrative device to advance the plot.

A minor witness who anchors the smuggling plot within the close-knit community. He contributes to the chase and the eventual reveal of the smugglers.