The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

The Herdman siblings—Imogene, Ralph, Claude, Leroy, Ollie, and Gladys—are notorious in their community for their chaotic and unruly antics, which include smoking cigars, using foul language, indulging in homemade wine, stealing from stores, and even committing acts of arson. This unsavory reputation can be attributed to their chaotic upbringing; their father deserted the family when Gladys was just an infant, leaving their mother overwhelmed as she juggles multiple jobs to provide for her children. This absence of parental guidance means that the Herdman children have largely evaded any real consequences for their behavior.

Despite their dismal academic performance, the Herdmans are allowed to progress through elementary school, as teachers dread the idea of having multiple Herdman kids in the same grade, a scenario they hope to avoid at all costs. As the story unfolds, the children discover the local Sunday school, drawn in by the promise of snacks and treats. It is here that Imogene (played by Judy Greer), Ralph (portrayed by Pete Holmes), and the rest of their gang inadvertently take center stage during the church’s Christmas pageant practice. Shockingly, they end up volunteering for the starring roles: Imogene as Mary, Ralph as Joseph, and Claude, Ollie, and Leroy as the Three Wise Men, with Gladys stepping into the role of the Angel of the Lord—a role she likens to a character from Amazing Comics.

The seasoned director finds himself at a loss, having been bullied into submitting to the Herdman’s unexpected dominance over the pageant. Meanwhile, concerned local mothers quickly withdraw their toddlers from the performance, fearing for their safety when dealing with the notorious Herdmans. As a result, Beth’s mother reluctantly resorts to using a doll for the role of baby Jesus.

Given that the Herdmans have never encountered the traditional Christmas narrative, they approach the story with a fresh set of eyes, which compels the narrator and her family to reevaluate some of the more difficult and harsh realities of the tale—such as the callous innkeeper who denied a distressed pregnant woman a place to stay, or the terrifying plight of the Holy Family fleeing from King Herod’s murderous intentions.

While the entire town braces itself for what they believe will undoubtedly be a catastrophic performance, the Herdman children showcase an unexpectedly heartfelt and authentic interpretation. Unlike conventional stage actors, the Herdmans display hesitation and uncertainty that mirror the genuine feelings of the Holy Family and the Wise Men. Imogene, as Mary, cradles the doll representing Jesus with an earnestness that befits a mother holding her own child. The Wise Men, instead of offering traditional gifts of frankincense and myrrh, present a ham from their family’s gift basket, evoking both humor and warmth. The shepherds, in turn, seem genuinely awestruck when Gladys joyously proclaims the birth of Jesus.

By the performance’s conclusion, the narrator observes a touching scene: Imogene, emotional and deeply affected, sheds tears while holding the “baby.” The experience culminates in a unanimous decision among the townsfolk—this unconventional Christmas pageant has emerged as the most memorable and touching version the community has ever witnessed. All in all, the Herdmans have left an indelible mark on the hearts of those present, transforming their reputation and the essence of the Christmas story into something truly unforgettable.

Last Updated: December 24, 2024 at 10:01