Scary Movie 5 (2013) Timeline Explained – Every Event in Order

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1. 1

   Creation of the Sex Tape

   Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan plan an outrageous sex tape, utilizing over 20 cameras to capture their every mischievous act beside Charlie's bed. The tape features a wild array of antics, ranging from acrobatics to unexpected appearances by clowns, highlighting the humorous and chaotic nature of their escapades.

2. 2

   Paranormal Lift-off

   In the midst of filming, Charlie is suddenly lifted by a paranormal force, causing a ruckus as he crashes into surrounding furniture and walls. This bizarre event shocks both him and Lindsay, who attempts to escape but finds herself caught in a supernatural whirlwind as well.

   Where

   Charlie's bedroom

3. 3

   Charlie’s Fatal Incident

   After a series of chaotic moments, Charlie is thrown fatally into the camera by possessed Lindsay. The aftermath shows his body discovered later, even as it’s suggested he continued to party for days, leaving a trail of consequences behind.

4. 4

   Mysterious Disappearance

   In the wake of Charlie's dramatic demise, his three children mysteriously vanish, arousing concern and urgency. Meanwhile, Lindsay finds herself in trouble again, facing yet another arrest, sealing her chaotic fate.

5. 5

   Snoop Dogg and Mac Miller’s Adventure

   Several months later, Snoop Dogg and Mac Miller venture into the Humboldt County woods with a mission to stealthily harvest cannabis plants. Their escapade leads them back to a cabin after a successful heist, unknowingly crossing paths with Charlie's feral children.

   Where

   Humboldt County woods

6. 6

   The Kids' Return

   After their discovery, Snoop and Mac decide to claim a reward for the return of the children. These kids, previously isolated in a research facility, are now thrust back into a fateful encounter with their estranged family.

   Where

   Child development research facility

7. 7

   Family Reunion and New Home

   Charlie’s brother, Dan, and his wife, Jody, come forward to collect the reunited children, but with a stipulation: they must reside in a suburban house outfitted with security cameras. Initially reluctant, Jody begins to adapt and navigate their new family dynamic.

   Where

   Suburban house

8. 8

   Jody's Swan Lake Audition

   To bond with the kids, Jody auditions for a role in a ballet performance of Swan Lake. Earning the part of the Swan Queen gives her a newfound sense of purpose within the chaos of her adjusted family life.

9. 9

   Strange Occurrences Begin

   As the family settles into their new home, unsettling paranormal occurrences disrupt their peace. The children reveal that these disturbances are caused by 'Mama', their cursed mother, who wishes to reclaim them.

   Where

   Suburban house

10. 10

    Attempts to Lift the Curse

    Determined to counter the haunting, Dan and Jody seek the help of various paranormal experts, including a psychic and a dream extractor. Despite their efforts, the dark forces continue to wreak havoc in their home, leading to catastrophic results.

11. 11

    Resurrection of Friends

    In a chaotic attempt to rid the house of paranormal presences, Dan and Jody accidentally resurrect five of Charlie's friends. The situation escalates as these spirits become possessed, leading to more disorder and confusion.

    Where

    Cabin

12. 12

    Climactic Confrontation

    In a nail-biting finale, 'Mama' takes the children to a cliff, ready to carry out her sinister plan. With struggles and supernatural challenges, Jody manages to push the evil spirit into a pool, leading to an unexpected and humorous twist.

    Where

    Cliff

13. 13

    Kendra's Swan Queen Performance

    As Jody selflessly decides to let Kendra take her place as the Swan Queen, Kendra’s provocative performance wins the hearts of many, including Jody and the children. This moment solidifies the bond of their new family amidst the chaos they've endured.

    Where

    Theater

14. 14

    The Narrator's Revelation

    In a surprising twist, the story reveals that the narrator is none other than Caesar, the intelligent chimpanzee. He imparts a profound message about humanity and hints at a future where apes might reign supreme, leaving the audience in contemplation.

15. 15

    Charlie’s Final Twist

    In a post-credit scene, Charlie awakens from a dream extraction to find Dom Kolb by his side. Just as the comedic situation takes a turn, a car crashes into the room, fatally claiming Charlie’s life, leaving viewers in a mix of laughter and shock.

    Where

    Charlie's room