Please Kill Mr. Know It All

In a bustling newsroom where gossip and earnest advice coexist, Sally lives a quiet life peppered with cynicism and a secret ambition to become a novelist. By day she pens the sharp‑tongued musings of a phantom advice columnist, known to readers as “Mr. Know It All,” while her evenings are spent sketching scenes that never make it to paper. The column’s sudden rise to fame, spurred by a celebrity’s unexpected endorsement, forces her modest world onto a larger stage and compels her best friend and agent, Patti, to fabricate a public face for the elusive author.

To satisfy the newspaper’s craving for a portrait, Sally supplies a casual drawing of a striking stranger she once glimpsed in a dim theater. The image, once printed, does more than satisfy curiosity—it thrusts the handsome figure into unwanted spotlight. Unbeknownst to her, the man behind the sketch leads a markedly different life, one defined by precision, secrecy, and a profession that thrives on anonymity.

Albert enters the story as a contract operative tasked with silencing the very voice that has become his target. His mission, cloaked in professional detachment, collides with the unexpected intimacy of a hidden‑camera interview that Sally arranges to satisfy the press’s appetite. As they exchange glances and guarded conversation, the lines between assignment and attraction begin to blur, hinting at a chemistry that neither can readily dismiss.

The film balances witty, self‑aware dialogue with a light‑hearted yet slightly noir atmosphere, inviting the audience to wonder how two strangers—one wielding a pen, the other a pistol—might navigate the absurdity of love, identity, and the unseen forces that pull them together.

Last Updated: September 26, 2025 at 04:36