Miss March (2009) Timeline Explained – Every Event in Order

Childhood Discovery

Eugene and his friend Tucker sneak into Eugene's brother's closet, where they stumble upon a treasured Michael Jordan rookie card and a Playboy magazine. This moment of curiosity sparks changes in their lives, especially for Tucker, who becomes fascinated by the magazine.

Transformation of Tucker

After discovering the Playboy magazine, Tucker's personality begins to shift significantly. Despite being only eight years old, he adopts traits of a hormone-driven pre-teen, marking a pivotal point in both boys' lives as they transition from childhood into their teenage years.

High School Life

Ten years later, Eugene and Tucker are high school seniors, deeply entrenched in their friendship. Tucker remains infatuated with the Playboy brand, while Eugene navigates a two-year relationship with Cindi Whitehall, aiming to advocate for abstinence to younger students.

Cindi's Ultimatum

Cindi drops a bombshell on Eugene, indicating that their romantic relationship will face serious consequences if he is not her first sexual experience. This revelation sets the stage for escalating tensions as they plan to consummate their relationship at a prom after-party.

Prom Night

On prom night, Tucker arrives with a limousine, which hilariously brings along his high school dropout friend, Horsedick MPEG, who now fancies himself an MC. The atmosphere is charged with excitement and anticipation as the after-prom festivities kick off.

The Accident

During the after-prom celebration, Eugene, while trying to find Cindi, accidentally takes a tumble down the staircase and plunges into a four-year coma. This tragic accident veers their lives into unexpected directions, leaving Tucker to grapple with the aftermath.

Awakening from Coma

Upon waking from his coma, Eugene learns from Tucker that Cindi initially stayed true to him but eventually moved on, leaving him heartbroken. Tucker tries to lighten the mood by bringing the latest Playboy edition, a move that leads to shocking discoveries.

Road Trip Plans

Discovering a centerfold featuring Cindi in the Playboy magazine inspires Tucker to devise a plan for a cross-country trip to the Playboy Mansion, where a birthday celebration is just around the corner. Excited yet apprehensive, he convinces Eugene to embark on the adventure.

Challenging Journey

As they set off on the road trip, Tucker faces challenges stemming from a prior incident involving his girlfriend, Candace. The two friends encounter comical hurdles, including a run-in with Candace's brother, Rick, leading to a chaotic escape.

Chicago Reunion

Arriving in Chicago, Tucker and Eugene reunite with MPEG, who has made a name for himself in the rap scene. However, a fallout between friends leads to them being stranded, forcing them to find a way to the Mansion on foot.

Where

Chicago

Unexpected Ride

Their luck turns when two women offer them a ride, as long as they act as drivers while enjoying their company in the backseat. This unexpected alliance provides some levity to their challenging journey.

Mansion Entrance

Upon arriving at the Playboy Mansion, a mischievous plan to infiltrate the party unfolds when they encounter bouncers at the entrance. In a stroke of luck, a fire truck's arrival provides the perfect cover, allowing them to disguise themselves as firefighters.

Where

Playboy Mansion

Meeting Hugh Hefner

During the festivities, Tucker has a memorable encounter with Hugh Hefner himself, who offers advice about love and attraction. Hefner's wisdom about finding the 'bunny in every woman' proves to be both humorous and insightful.

Where

Playboy Mansion

Confrontation with Cindi

Eugene finally confronts Cindi, leading to an emotionally charged exchange about abandonment and support during his coma. Cindi reveals that her modeling covered his medical expenses, showcasing the complexity of their relationship.

Where

Playboy Mansion

Reunion and Resolution

After a series of comedic misadventures, Eugene and Tucker find their way back to the Mansion once again. In a heartwarming finale, Eugene fulfills his long-awaited moment with Cindi, mending the rift that had divided them for years.

Where

Playboy Mansion