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Harry is a quick-witted, ambitious member of the heist trio who leans on charm and improvisation. He schemes to impress Chantal, posing as the son of Lady Hamilton to win a dinner date, and uses deception to advance their plans. He remains focused on getting away clean, even as the plans spin out of control.

Bernard is the steady partner whose actions drive the logistical side of the plan. He helps source a fire engine, coordinates with Eddie, and orchestrates the bank job. His pragmatism often clashes with the group’s bungling, fueling the film’s chaotic turns.

Alfie is the jokey, somewhat naive member who bungles the team’s schemes. He contributes to the plan but frequently misreads risks, culminating in the infamous wrong-hose incident. His presence keeps the caper light, even as things go awry.

Arson Eddie is a flamboyant, fire-obsessed figure who claims to know how to start fires but not how to put them out. He is reluctant to help at first, seeking a share in return for assistance. His fixation on flames shapes the gang’s plans and adds a volatile edge to the caper.

Chantal is the French-speaking owner of a salon adjacent to a bank, who pretends polish and wealth while hiding financial trouble. She fascinates Harry and becomes entwined in the criminals’ schemes, even as she asserts a sharp, opportunistic edge. Her presence laces the plot with glamour and risk.

Colette runs the dress shop and reveals the fashion collection is insured, signaling a willingness to leverage risk for profit. She collaborates with the gang to stage the bank job, balancing prudence with a keen appetite for profit. Her scheming underscores the collaboration between fashion and crime.

Withers is a disgraced former fire chief recruited to train the trio, drawn by the idea of a share in the winnings. He brings expertise to their arson-based plan while exposing the moral ambiguities of their scheme. His involvement anchors the group’s attempts to become 'professional' criminals.