Disaster Movie

In the distant future of 10,001 B.C., a caveman is on the run from a dangerous predator. His desperate escape leads him to a confrontation with a wrestler, known as Wolf, where he remarkably overcomes his opponent.

After his brawl, the caveman meets a peculiar creature resembling a saber-toothed version of Amy Winehouse. She cryptically warns him of an impending apocalypse set for August 29, 2008, linking their fates to a mystical crystal skull.

The story shifts to modern times, revealing that the previous events were merely a dream experienced by Will, the main character. He faces turmoil when he learns that his girlfriend, Amy, is cheating on him with Flavor Flav.

Despite the heartbreak, Will throws a lavish party for his twenty-fifth birthday, calling it his 'Super Duper Sweet Sixteen'. The event is packed with an eclectic mix of guests including Dr. Phil and Anton Chigurh, setting the stage for chaos.

The party takes a turn when Seth and McLover attempt to steal alcohol from the celebration. In the chaos that follows, Calvin misfires his weapon, tragically killing Dr. Phil, Chigurh, and Carmen Electra unknowingly.

As the party continues, an unexpected tremor darkens the room. A radio announcement alerts everyone about an incoming meteor shower, signaling impending doom as the atmosphere shifts drastically.

In a surreal turn of events, Hannah Montana is struck down by a meteor while continuing her promotional pitch. The chaos unveils her true identity as Miley Cyrus in her final moments, merging celebrity culture with disaster.

As the meteor shower wreaks havoc, the city begins to freeze, forcing the partygoers to seek shelter in a garage. Here, they encounter the characters from Sex and the City, who have their own survival plans.

Tensions rise as Juney unexpectedly goes into labor during the crisis, complicating matters further. This turn of events leads to a frantic scramble as the group tries to maintain order amidst the ongoing chaos.

Through a series of surreal dreams, Will attempts to convey his feelings to Amy but finds himself met with heartbreak each time. When he finally receives a call from her, the connection abruptly ends, leaving him yearning for closure.

The group's tribulations worsen as a meteor strikes, resulting in the death of Lisa, Calvin's girlfriend. This tragic loss amplifies the group's desperation and propels them into action as they face their grim reality.

As the chaos unfolds, the gang races to a museum where Amy is in danger. With Batman pressuring them to prioritize survival over rescue, they conjure a plan to escape using Speed Racer's Mach 5.

Inside the museum, they encounter the awakened artifacts and characters, including a comedic meeting with Kung Fu Panda. Each new encounter adds humor to their dire situation, complicating their rescue mission.

In a tense climax, Will places the mystical crystal skull on the altar, successfully averting disaster. This pivotal act transitions them into a completely contrasting moment.

The film concludes with a heartwarming wedding ceremony for Will and Amy, officiated by The Guru Shitka. The characters come together in a comedic rendition of the 'Dating song', celebrating their strange yet united experiences.