Never Been Thawed

In a world where the ordinary collides with the delightfully bizarre, a modest dental hygienist spends his daylight hours polishing teeth with meticulous care, all while nurturing an unlikely nocturnal passion for music. By night, he steps onto the stage as the charismatic frontman of a high‑energy Christian punk‑rock band, channeling a swagger that contrasts sharply with his clinical daytime demeanor. This duality sets the tone for a comedy that revels in the absurdity of balancing disparate identities, inviting the audience to wonder how one person can inhabit such wildly different spheres without missing a beat.

Beyond the clinic and the concert hall, the protagonist is drawn into the quirky realm of the Mesa Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Club, a gathering of likeminded food aficionados who share his obsessive habit of hoarding and cataloguing frozen meals. The club’s upcoming convention looms as a playful backdrop, hinting at a community that finds camaraderie in the most unlikely of pastimes. Meanwhile, his band—formerly known as The Reach Arounds—has reinvented itself as The Christers, a group determined to fuse faith‑filled lyrics with the raw intensity of punk, all in pursuit of that elusive record deal.

Among the colorful cast orbiting his life are Shelly Toue, an earnest abstinence advocate whose unspoken affection adds a tender undercurrent, and Al McTavish, a fellow musician with a side gig as a clown at a children’s hair salon, whose off‑beat humor mirrors the film’s off‑kilter sensibility. There’s also Milo Bender, the band’s manager who runs an anti‑abortion café perched beside a women’s health clinic, a detail that underscores the film’s willingness to juxtapose serious themes with its irreverent humor.

The film’s tone balances sharp, witty dialogue with heartfelt moments, painting a portrait of a man whose life is a collage of eccentric hobbies, earnest convictions, and offbeat friendships. It invites viewers into a universe where frozen dinners become symbols of comfort, punk chords echo through church halls, and the everyday struggles of a dental hygienist‑by‑day, rock‑star‑by‑night, become a celebration of unapologetic individuality.

Last Updated: August 10, 2025 at 10:19