Love at First Bite

Count Dracula is under increasing pressure from the Communist regime in Romania, desperately trying to hold onto his castle. The regime's decision to convert his residence into a gymnastics training center for the Olympic star Nadia Comăneci underscores the urgency of his situation.

Defying the odds, Dracula and his loyal manservant Renfield arrive in the busy streets of New York City. This bustling metropolis is a stark contrast to Dracula's former life, full of new challenges and opportunities.

In an unexpected twist, Dracula's coffin mistakenly becomes the centerpiece at a somber funeral in Harlem. The confusion adds to Dracula's struggle to adapt to his new surroundings, leading to comedic and chaotic moments.

Dracula encounters Cindy Sondheim, a spirited fashion model who resembles his long-lost love, Mina Harker. Captivated by her charm, Dracula sees a chance for redemption and connection in this new life.

Cindy's psychiatrist, Jeffrey Rosenberg, poses a significant obstacle for Dracula. As the grandson of the famous vampire hunter, he employs absurd techniques to rid the city of Dracula, setting up a series of comedic confrontations.

Rosenberg's attempts to destroy Dracula's coffin backfire comically as he is thwarted by hotel security. His misguided use of silver bullets only results in mockery when Dracula corrects him about their intended target.

After a series of erratic actions, Jeffrey Rosenberg finds himself in a mental hospital. His fixation on stopping Dracula leads to his own downfall, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

The NYPD, led by Lieutenant Ferguson, begins looking into the strange incidents surrounding Dracula and the mysterious blood bank heists. The investigation reveals a deeper, more sinister threat as chaos looms in the city.

While Rosenberg is busy causing trouble, Dracula enjoys the luxuries of 1970s New York, plotting his next move amid the city’s nightlife. His thirst for life reinvigorates him, even as danger draws nearer.

In a twist of fate, Cindy agrees to join Dracula as his vampire bride. This pivotal moment marks a turning point in their relationship, setting the stage for their escape from the chaos around them.

Dracula's escape is complicated when a mix-up sends his coffin to Jamaica instead of London. This blunder not only leaves them stranded but also injects humor into their tense situation.

As tensions heighten, Dracula and Cindy find themselves taking off into the night sky, evading both Rosenberg and Lieutenant Ferguson. This unexpected ascent symbolizes their newfound freedom and unity against the odds.

In a humorous moment, Cindy pays off her psychiatric bill with a check that floats down from above. Rosenberg remarks wittily, recognizing her transformation into a responsible person despite the surreal circumstances.

Dracula's cape, previously targeted by Rosenberg, ends up in the hands of Lieutenant Ferguson, who mistakenly believes it will spruce up his anniversary. This mix-up adds an ironic twist to the unfolding comedy.

Finally, Dracula and Cindy embrace their true natures as they transform into bats, leaving behind the chaos of the human world. With a smirk, Cindy acknowledges her past uncertainties, indicating her acceptance of this dark new path.