Willard Isenbaum (played by Howard Kaylan) is a lonely insurance man whose mind travels far beyond the cubicle and into wild, unspoken fantasies. He resolves to propose to the new secretary Susie, a woman he has known for only a day, yet he cannot summon the courage to speak to her. The morning finds him trapped in a fog of imagined moments, where every glance from Susie seems to demand more than a polite hello, and his internal world grows louder than the real one.
His boss tasks him with a peculiar case: Painless Martha, an aging tattoo artist who clings to a Ouija board’s ominous message about her own fate—that she will be killed by a bomb delivered by a wizard on Tuesday. (Ouija board) Willard explains to Martha that the insurance company won’t pay out until her death, a line that strangely coincides with a sudden heart attack she suffers after a dramatic explosion-like noise. Martha’s final wish is unsettlingly literal: her killer must take care of her duck.
The two set off on a bizarre odyssey that begins with a night spent in jail and a surreal sequence of encounters. The duck, Mark Volman in voice, leads Willard to a brothel after their incarceration, and a night of riotous partying follows. The journey continues into the desert, where the duck convinces Willard to don women’s clothing in a bid to hitch a ride, a moment that marks the film’s descent into absurdity and risk.
Along the way they meet a parade of offbeat characters: an old prospector dying of thirst, a racist police officer, a lesbian couple, and a short Mexican “bandito,” each encounter pushing Willard further from his safe routine and deeper into a world that feels more like a fever dream than real life. They are eventually picked up by a trucker, a moment that brings a fragile sense of escape after so much chaos on the road. In a quieter turn, they cross paths with figures from Willard’s daily life, including a bus driver run by Walker Edmiston and a sharp, controlling presence that factors into Willard’s return to his apartment.
Back home, Willard crafts a makeshift object for the duck, which she consumes, a bizarre detail that underscores how entwined their fates have become. Not long after, he learns that the duck is female, and a complicated, intimate bond begins to blur the lines between obsession and companionship. The next morning, they return to Willard’s workplace, where a charged encounter with his Boss Lady prompts him to quit his job. The departure is, in its own way, a rejection of his old life and a step toward something unpredictable and new.
Throughout the film, the duck remains a strange, driving force in Willard’s choices and misadventures. The closing note lands on a quiet, almost defiant line: Willard reflects, with a hint of affection and wonder, that the duck was a good duck after all. The story lingers in the memory as a surreal synthesis of desire, consequence, and the uncanny road that links them. In the end, the film leaves us with a wry, ambiguous sense that in a world gone skewed, odd companionship can be both unsettling and oddly comforting.
Boss Lady, Cynthia Adler, makes a final turn in Willard’s world, a reminder of how blurred the boundaries between work, fantasy, and need can become in a life that has wandered far from ordinary.
