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Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) Timeline Explained – Every Event in Order

Release, runtime and language
2009 · 86 mins · English
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Directed by
Phil Claydon
Starring
James Corden, MyAnna Buring, Paul McGann, Lucy Gaskell, Silvia Colloca, Emma Clifford

In a twisted post‑Twilight world, a rural community discovers its women have been captured and enslaved by a coven of lesbian vampires. Desperate to end the horror, the remaining men select two naïve young men to venture onto the barren moors as a sacrificial offering, hoping to confront the blood‑thirsty predators.

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  1. 1 Where to watch
  2. 2 Events in order (14)
  3. 3 Timeline questions answered
  4. 4 Movie threads
  5. 5 Movies like Lesbian Vampire Killers
  6. 6 Every angle
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14 events in order · contains spoilers

Lesbian Vampire Killers Timeline: Events in Chronological Order

Every key event of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) in order, scene by scene, with when and where it takes place. Use it to untangle flashbacks, time jumps and parallel storylines, to refresh your memory before the sequel or to find the exact scene you are thinking of.

  1. Escape to the Norfolk village

    Jimmy and Fletch escape their bad luck in London after Jimmy's girlfriend dumps him and Fletch loses his clown job. They decide to hike to a remote village in Norfolk that they find on an old map, hoping for a fresh start. The mood is a mixture of frustration and fragile optimism as they set out together.

    Where
    London to Norfolk
  2. Pub arrival and eerie welcome

    As they approach the village pub, they see a crowd of locals and several foreign history students leaving. A morose vibe hangs in the air and a crazed vicar claims Jimmy is a descendant of a vampire slayer. The encounter hints at danger looming over the village.

    Where
    Village pub, Norfolk
  3. Joining the van with the students

    The students plan to stay the night at a cottage; Jimmy and Fletch decide to follow the group. They chase the students' van when its engine fails and finally meet Heidi, Lotte, Anke, and Trudi. They are invited to join the party on the van, extending their escape plan.

    Where
    Road to cottage, Norfolk
  4. The curse revealed

    The group arrives at the cottage and learns the village is cursed: every female child turns into a lesbian vampire on her 18th birthday. An old legend speaks of Carmilla and a revenant plot tied to Baron Mclaren, who supposedly killed Carmilla and cursed the land. The curse is tied to the blood of the last McLaren and a virgin girl's blood.

    Where
    Cottage, Norfolk
  5. The first turns

    Heidi and Anke are turned into vampires, and Trudi is soon transformed as well. Eva, Carmilla's mistress, begins drawing Lotte toward her growing clan. The mood shifts from curiosity to danger as the party realizes the village is now under vampire rule.

    Where
    Cottage, Norfolk
  6. Barricade and Judi's arrival

    After the van is destroyed by the pursuing vampires, the trio barricades themselves inside the cottage. Jimmy's ex-girlfriend Judi arrives at the door and Jimmy, reluctant to abandon the relationship, takes her into the bedroom. Lotte confesses she is a virgin and wants to sleep with Jimmy, adding emotional tension.

    Where
    Cottage, Norfolk
  7. Judi is a vampire

    The vicar researches the vampire slayer who killed Carmilla and arms himself, setting off to find Jimmy. Judi reveals herself to be a vampire, and after a struggle, Fletch and Jimmy kill her. The vampires approach the cottage and Jimmy accidentally invites them in.

    Where
    Cottage, Norfolk
  8. Revelation of Jimmy's lineage

    Eva discovers that Jimmy is the descendant of Baron Mclaren who killed Carmilla, and that Lotte is a virgin. She kidnaps Jimmy and Lotte, escalating the danger as the vampires close in on the cottage. The vicar and Fletch rush to save them.

    Where
    Cottage vicinity, then baron's tomb
  9. Rebecca's turn and near-miss

    The vicar checks on his daughter Rebecca, who has been turned into a vampire. Rebecca attempts to seduce Fletch, but the moment turns deadly when she is inadvertently impaled on the Sword of Daeldo as she attacks. Fletch keeps the incident to himself, not revealing the truth to the vicar.

    Where
    Baron's tomb
  10. Carmilla awakens; vicar sacrifices

    At Carmilla's tomb, Lotte proclaims her love for Jimmy and candles flicker as Carmilla is resurrected. The vicar uses his resources and sacrifices himself so the others can reach the car for the sword. Eva leads a desperate assault as the trio scrambles to prepare.

    Where
    Carmilla's tomb, then woods
  11. The forgetful moment and regroup

    The trio reach the woods with various weapons, but forget to bring the Sword of Daeldo on their first pass. They eventually connect with the others to continue their mission, while Carmilla's shadow lingers. The plan shifts to retrieving the sacred sword that killed Carmilla.

    Where
    Woods near Carmilla's tomb
  12. Final confrontation: Lotte and Eva

    Eva severs Lotte from the group and attacks her; Lotte fights back with a cross necklace, killing Eva and enraging Carmilla. Fletch and Jimmy race for weapons to prevent Lotte from being turned.

    Where
    Forest near Carmilla's tomb
  13. Jimmy's final strike

    Jimmy hurls the sacred Sword of Daeldo, piercing Carmilla's heart and destroying her. The vampire threat is defeated and the village is freed from the curse for now. The survivors, battered but determined, vow to continue eradicating evil whenever it returns.

    Where
    Carmilla's tomb / forest
  14. Aftermath and new resolve

    Survivors Jimmy, Fletch, and Lotte vow to continue fighting evil wherever it arises. They drive away from the village with the weight of their battles behind them, ready for whatever comes next.

    Where
    Norfolk countryside

Last updated: October 05, 2025 at 11:13

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Timeline questions answered

Lesbian Vampire Killers Timeline Explained: Your Questions Answered

When does it happen, and why in that order? The questions people ask about the chronology of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009): time jumps, flashbacks, cause and effect between scenes and the correct order of events, each answered with spoilers.

Q1

Why is Jimmy important to the vampire slaying legend?

Jimmy is a direct descendant of Baron Wolfgang McLaren, the legendary vampire slayer who originally killed Carmilla centuries ago. The vicar recognizes this lineage early in the film, which is why he believes Jimmy might be the one destined to defeat the vampire queen. This ancestral connection also makes Jimmy essential to the vampires' plan, since his blood combined with a virgin girl's can resurrect Carmilla.

Foreshadowing: The vicar tells Jimmy he may be a descendant of a local vampire slayer when they first meet at the village pub.

  • jimmy
  • mclaren
  • baron
  • vampire slayer
  • descendant
  • lineage
Q2

How does the curse transform women into vampires?

The curse originated when Carmilla arrived in the village during a blood moon, killed all the men, and seduced the women. Since then, every female child born in the village automatically becomes a lesbian vampire on her 18th birthday. This is why Heidi, Anke, and Trudi all transform during the film.

Foreshadowing: The curse is revealed early when the group learns about the village legend at the cottage.

  • curse
  • vampire
  • transformation
  • 18th birthday
  • lesbian
  • carmilla
Q3

Why do the vampires need Lotte specifically?

The vampires need Lotte because she is a virgin. According to the ancient legend, Carmilla can only be resurrected when the blood of the last McLaren (Jimmy) mixes with the blood of a virgin girl. This is why Eva specifically abducts Jimmy and Lotte together and brings them to Carmilla's tomb.

Foreshadowing: Lotte confesses to Fletch that she is a virgin and wants to sleep with Jimmy, making her the perfect sacrifice.

  • lotte
  • virgin
  • carmilla
  • resurrection
  • blood
  • ritual
Q4

What is the Sword of Daeldo and why is it the only weapon that can kill Carmilla?

The Sword of Daeldo is the sacred weapon forged specifically for the vampire slayer Baron McLaren to use in his final confrontation with Carmilla. It is the only blade that can permanently destroy the vampire queen, as proven when McLaren originally killed her with it centuries ago. The sword is kept in Baron McLaren's tomb.

Foreshadowing: The vicar researches the vampire slayer who killed Carmilla and discovers the sword's location.

  • sword
  • daeldo
  • carmilla
  • weapon
  • baron mclaren
  • tomb
Q5

Why does Jimmy accidentally invite the vampires inside the cottage?

When Jimmy opens the door to confront the approaching vampires, he unknowingly commits the classic vampire mistake of inviting them inside. This is a fundamental vampire rule - vampires cannot enter a home without being explicitly invited. Once Jimmy says the invitation words, the vampires are able to breach the cottage's defenses.

Foreshadowing: The film establishes vampire mythology early on through the curse legend.

  • jimmy
  • invitation
  • vampires
  • cottage
  • door
  • mythology
Q6

Why is Jimmy's ex-girlfriend Judy also a vampire?

Judy appears at the cottage claiming to have followed Jimmy to the village, but she is actually already a vampire. She was likely turned sometime after breaking up with Jimmy, possibly as part of the vampires' plan to get closer to Jimmy (the last McLaren descendant). When she reveals her true nature, Jimmy and Fletch are forced to kill her.

Foreshadowing: Judy's arrival at the cottage seems suspicious given the remote location.

  • judy
  • vampire
  • jimmy
  • ex-girlfriend
  • transformation
Q7

What happens to the vicar's daughter Rebecca?

Rebecca, the vicar's daughter, has already been turned into a vampire by the time the vicar checks on her. When she attempts to seduce Fletch, the situation turns deadly. Fletch accidentally impales her on the Sword of Daeldo while defending himself, killing her. Fletch chooses not to tell the vicar the truth about how his daughter died.

Foreshadowing: The curse affects all women in the village on their 18th birthday, and Rebecca is of age.

  • rebecca
  • vicar
  • daughter
  • vampire
  • sword
  • daeldo
  • death
Q8

Why does the vicar sacrifice himself at Carmilla's tomb?

The vicar sacrifices himself to allow Jimmy, Fletch, and Lotte to escape and reach the car where the Sword of Daeldo is stored. With the vampires blocking their path and Carmilla about to be fully resurrected, the vicar uses himself as a distraction so the others can complete their mission to kill the vampire queen.

Foreshadowing: The vicar has been preparing throughout the film, researching the slayer and arming himself.

  • vicar
  • sacrifice
  • death
  • carmilla
  • tomb
  • escape
Q9

How does Jimmy finally defeat Carmilla?

Jimmy defeats Carmilla by throwing the Sword of Daeldo directly at her heart. With Fletch having been captured and Lotte about to be turned, Jimmy makes a desperate final attack, hurling the sacred blade with enough force to pierce Carmilla's heart and destroy her completely. This act breaks the curse and frees the village.

Foreshadowing: The group retrieves the sword from the baron's tomb specifically to use against Carmilla.

  • jimmy
  • carmilla
  • sword
  • daeldo
  • kill
  • destroy
  • heart
Q10

What happens to the curse after Carmilla is defeated?

When Jimmy destroys Carmilla by piercing her heart with the Sword of Daeldo, the curse is broken. The film implies that women in the village will no longer automatically become vampires on their 18th birthday. The surviving trio (Jimmy, Fletch, and Lotte) drive away with the village freed from the supernatural threat.

Foreshadowing: The curse was directly tied to Carmilla's existence and power.

  • curse
  • carmilla
  • defeated
  • lifted
  • village
  • freed
Q11

Why doesn't Fletch tell the vicar about Rebecca's death?

Fletch chooses not to reveal that he accidentally killed Rebecca with the Sword of Daeldo because he doesn't want to cause the vicar additional pain during an already devastating night. The vicar is already dealing with his daughter's transformation and the impending battle, so Fletch spares him the guilt of knowing how she actually died.

Foreshadowing: Rebecca's death happens quickly and unexpectedly during her attack on Fletch.

  • fletch
  • rebecca
  • vicar
  • secret
  • death
  • sword
Q12

Why does Lotte fall in love with Jimmy?

Lotte develops feelings for Jimmy throughout the chaotic night as they face danger together. When she confesses her love at Carmilla's tomb, it's a moment of emotional vulnerability amid the supernatural horror. Their shared ordeal and Jimmy's eventual heroic action to save her solidifies their bond.

Foreshadowing: Lotte confesses she is a virgin and wants to sleep with Jimmy before the major confrontations.

  • lotte
  • jimmy
  • love
  • romance
  • confession
  • feelings

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