Lesbian Vampire Killers

In a skewed, post‑Twilight countryside, a remote Norfolk village hides a chilling secret: its women have disappeared into the night, claimed by a coven of lesbian vampires that stalk the moors. The community is suffocating under an ancient curse, and the remaining men have resolved to send a desperate offering—two unsuspecting outsiders—to confront the predatory darkness that haunts their fields. The bleak, wind‑blown landscape feels both picturesque and foreboding, a place where folklore seeps into everyday life and every shadow hints at something far more sinister.

​Jimmy and ​Fletch arrive from London carrying the weight of recent personal failures—one reeling from a broken relationship, the other freshly unemployed. Their friendship, forged in the chaos of city life, is tested as they step onto a road that promises escape but instead leads them into the village’s eerie embrace. Both are naïve and out of their depth, yet their banter and reluctant bravery give the story a darkly comic pulse that contrasts sharply with the surrounding dread.

The village itself exudes an unsettling atmosphere, populated by reticent locals and an unsettling cleric who hints at forgotten bloodlines and ancient slayers. A handful of strangers—students and mysterious women—populate the few inns and cottages, providing flickers of normalcy that are quickly eclipsed by the ever‑present menace of the vampire coven. The tone oscillates between sardonic humor and genuine horror, creating a disorienting yet compelling rhythm that keeps the audience guessing whether the next moment will elicit a nervous laugh or a shiver.

Amidst the looming moors and whispered legends, the two men become the reluctant focal point of a desperate gamble. Their journey promises a clash between ordinary desperation and supernatural menace, set against a world where every gust of wind might carry the scent of blood and every whispered story could be the key to ending the village’s nightmare.

Last Updated: October 11, 2025 at 19:40