Fathers Are People

George Geef announces at work, “Hey, fellas—I’m a dad!” and quickly learns fatherhood means endless responsibility. He must curb his son’s fights with neighbors, a bubble‑water pipe prank, and constant interruptions while he reads the paper. The toughest chore is getting the boy to tidy his toys, and a plan to brush his backside is abandoned when he finds him asleep. He concludes, “Kids, they’re wonderful.”