Carmen Sandiego: To Steal or Not to Steal

Carmen Sandiego finds herself pulled into a high-stakes game where the threat of brainwashing looms over her closest friends. As V.I.L.E. tightens its grip, she is forced to steal a series of coveted objects to keep Zack and Ivy safe, while a sly tip from Player points toward their location in a moving van outside a Shanghai building. The tip proves to be only a fraction of the danger: the van is a decoy, Zack and Ivy are already brainwashed, and the appearance of The Chief onscreen pushes Carmen back into a brutal, no-win cycle—the better she performs, the longer her friends remain under control, and the more the world around her questions her loyalty. The mission unfolds in a world where every decision feels like a trap, and the line between ally and adversary blurs with each step.

Coach Brunt lays out the first assignment: steal a soldier from the Terracotta Army in Xi’an, China. Outside the dig site, Carmen runs into Tigress, who has been sent to assist. They descend into an underground tunnel only to fall into a cleverly laid booby trap. Carmen faces a stark choice: risk Tigress’s life to advance the heist, or pull back to save her teammate and risk failing the mission altogether. If she chooses to pull Tigress away from the pit, Carmen pushes deeper into the chamber to claim the ancient statue, but the moment a helicopter of The Cleaners arrives and the guards tighten their chase, the statue’s weight collapses, drawing Brunt’s wrath and sealing the fate of Zack and Ivy through brainwashing. Conversely, if she chooses to hide among the statues, she evades the guards and slips away, though with consequences that ripple through the rest of the day’s tasks. Throughout these moments, the broadcast world around her shifts—there’s no clear right path, only the path that seems least ruinous in that instant.

Dr. Saira Bellum and Countess Cleo then argue over the next target, steering Carmen toward a pair of temptations. Carmen is allowed to decide who she steals for first, but must also pause to speak with Zack and Ivy and snap a photo of them in their captivity—a photo that will become the key piece Player uses to triangulate their position. Cleo sends her on next to Monte Carlo, Monaco, where a charity gala hums with crowds and the scent of Beluga caviar. The gala features Mime Bomb onstage, and the mission centers on locating A.C.M.E. Agent Julia Argent, who has already been tipped off about the Terracotta incident and V.I.L.E.’s broader plan. Carmen faces a critical fork: trust Julia with the truth about stealing for V.I.L.E, or lock her on the roof of the building and proceed with the theft. Then comes the choice at the kitchen: sneak the eggs out later or grab the entire cart of tins and make a swift exit. If Carmen hides the eggs, Mime Bomb struggles and Carmen saves him with a quick Heimlich, but by the time she reaches the kitchen the eggs have already been removed, and Cleo proclaims the mission a failure—Zack and Ivy remain brainwashed, and the caviar’s value wavers. If she blasts out with the entire cart, she escapes with pristine caviar, earning a different kind of victory and altering the moral balance of the day’s tasks.

Meanwhile, Dr. Bellum assigns a more dangerous prize: a Tyrannosaurus rex bone with tissue still intact, to be plucked from Hell Creek, Montana. Carmen arrives, and a decision looms once again—should she recruit Antonio as El Topo or Jean Paul as Le Chevre to aid in the escape? Inside the museum, A.C.M.E. agents circle the building, and the outcome hinges on whether Carmen hides or rushes. If she hides in a dinosaur model, the structure buckles under her weight and she must flee without the bone, likely tipping the scales against Zack and Ivy’s brainwashing. If she runs for the lab, she escapes through the air duct, bone in hand, and secures the prize for Dr. Bellum with the help of El Topo or Le Chevre—yet the clock keeps ticking, and each second complicates the characters’ fates.

After this second task, Carmen checks in again with Zack and Ivy, and the trio’s fate seems to hinge on a reveal: the pair are believed to be held within the Arctic Circle. The choice returns to risk and rescue versus pressing forward with V.I.L.E.’s third assignment. If she ventures to rescue them early, Tigress joins in to aid the extraction, provided she had been saved from the pit earlier; pulling Zack and Ivy out of the facility can restore their humanity, but V.I.L.E. holds onto the stolen items, leaving the team with a bitter trade-off. If Carmen leaves Tigress to find her own exit, a failing chain of events occurs: Tigress presses an emergency shutdown, leaving Carmen to navigate a longer route that ends with Zack and Ivy brainwashed again, erasing progress and triggering the loop to restart or push the viewer toward trusting Julia instead.

If Carmen accepts both Cleo’s and Bellum’s tasks, the tension escalates to a ferry ride to Île d’Oléron, where Zack and Ivy have been relocated in exchange for the items she has stolen. On the dock, she crosses paths with Julia Argent once more. If earlier she had locked Julia on the Monaco roof, Julia refuses to help, forcing Carmen to rescue her friends alone; if she had trusted Julia, the plan allows Julia to pose as Carmen on the ferry, while the real Carmen orchestrates the rescue and escapes with Zack and Ivy aboard the same helicopter that carried the Terracotta statue. The trio returns the items to Julia’s doorstep, completing a morally complex loop that may restore some balance or fracture it further.

No matter which good ending she threads together, a bonus scene unlocks: all of the cast members except The Chief and Carmen join in singing the theme from the classic Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? game show. The end credits roll over an instrumental version of the theme from another era of Carmen, To cap off a journey where every choice reshapes the world she fights to protect.

Last Updated: October 27, 2025 at 16:46