Man About Dog

From West Belfast, the story follows the thrill-seeking trio Mo Chara, Scud Murphy, and Cerebral Paulsy as they navigate a world where dog racing means money, danger, and a test of nerve. The narrator, Mo Chara, explains how deeply racing culture runs in Ireland and how a corrupt bookmaker pushes them toward underhanded schemes. They are drawn into a plan to influence a race in exchange for a coveted prize: a dog that could change their fortunes. They sabotage the race as requested, hoping Boots, the dog they’re given, will be a quick win. But Boots proves to be a flop on the track, a disappointing gain that leaves the trio with little to show for their risk.

A new opportunity arrives when someone else approaches them with another, bloodier proposition to undermine the bookmaker’s next big race. In return for their services, they are handed another dog, Cerberus, a name that promises power but invites trouble. The trio tests Cerberus in a race, only to watch him lie down and stay inert in the starting box, a moment that drains their money and raises the stakes. After this setback, they’re abducted and hauled into a back of a van, waking to a stark and brutal scene: they are suspended in a dog-food processing plant, facing the bookmaker and his enforcer Mooney who lays out the debt they now owe—£50,000—and sets a one-week deadline to settle it.

Rather than bow under pressure, the men decide to slip away to the Republic of Ireland, seeking a fresh start. In the south, they stumble upon a local fair and attempt to win money by racing Cerberus again. The plan backfires; Cerberus loses the race, and Scud’s temper boils over as he sells the dog to travelers, a decision Mo Chara views as a misstep. The twist comes when Cerberus reveals his true talent: he is an exceptional racer, a fact Mo Chara attributes to Cerberus chasing real hares rather than synthetic lures. The only place where real hares appear for a genuine test is at Clonmel, during the all-Ireland dog coursing championship, and the trio heads there with growing desperation to recoup their losses.

A fierce confrontation at a traveling fair forces the group to flee, but they manage to reclaim Cerberus and press on toward Dublin. There, they scrape together money by volunteering for drug-testing at a clinic, a detour that includes a late-night encounter with three Polish women. The night marks a shift in tone as the trio navigates risk and desire, with Scud notably excluded from certain encounters due to erectile issues.

With Cerberus finally in hand, they return to Clonmel for a high-stakes run. The dog wins several races, again drawing the bookmaker back into the fold and threatening their precarious balance. The travellers—still lurking in the background—reappear, threatening to upend everything by holding the three over a cliff. In a tense negotiation, Mo Chara proposes a deal: if Cerberus wins, the men keep the dog and pay back the bets plus half the prize money; if Cerberus loses, they would owe the travellers what they deem to be £50,000. The dog’s name is central to the plan, and the men cannot win the prize directly because the dog’s ownership sits with them rather than the travellers.

In a nerve-wracking climax, Cerberus delivers the win. The travellers collect their money, and the trio finally secures their own take. The ending threads together the new lives each man will lead: [Cerebral Paulsy] finds purpose in a fresh business venture, [Scud Murphy] drives off in a brand‑new shop van, and [Mo Chara] helps lay down the foundations for a local dog track. Cerberus, true to his name, goes on to a stud career, a lasting reminder of the hustle, risk, and improbable luck that defined their journey.

Last Updated: October 09, 2025 at 15:19