Fat Pizza

Canterbury-Bankstown sets the stage for a darkly comic caper that follows a frantic day in the lives of pizza deliverers and their chaotic associates. Pauly [Paul Fenech] arrives late at work to find a new delivery driver, Davo [Jabba], already on the scene, as his boss Bobo [John Boxer] has hired him. Pauly introduces the oddball hierarchy of their small operation: Bobo is a volatile, rule-bending manager who is secretly planning a marriage to Lin Chow Bang, a Vietnamese mail-order bride trying to sneak into the country. The workplace atmosphere is tense, and Pauly clumsily paints Bobo as a forty-year-old virgin living with his mother, a characterization that foreshadows the combustible mix of ambition, insecurity, and petty criminal schemes that fuels the film.

In a bid to vent and entertain, Pauly shows Davo the “Former Employee Hall of Shame,” a roast gallery featuring Sahib, who was fired for being “too polite” and not tough enough. This insult becomes a seed for later rivalry as Sahib and his friends launch Phat Pizza, a rival business born from the fallout of that firing. The film ramps up its chaos when Pauly’s day escalates into a collision with a clown mascot, Ronnie Mcdoggle, and a frankly ridiculous onslaught of clowns that surround him. Pauly’s bravado wins him a temporary escape, and he flees back to the pizza shop, only for Ronnie and the parade of clowns to track him down again, this time meeting resistance from Bobo, who uses his menacing chainsaw to scare them away.

Meanwhile, Davo’s delivery duties lead him into a dangerous encounter with bikie gang members at a suspicious address. He discovers a drug lab producing homemade steroids and a large stash of marijuana, but the bikies catch him in the act. A fight erupts, the lab catches fire after Davo accidentally drops a joint, and the explosion forces a chaotic escape for Davo and the bikies alike. Back at the pizzeria, Davo cross-paths with Sleek the Elite [Paul Nakad], a fast-talking driver who thrives on conning people and spinning tales. Sleek describes his manipulative dating games, including a habit of filming his sexual encounters without consent, a revelation that foreshadows the moral rot seething beneath the surface of their circle. Davo also opens up about his own past—how he used to be a heavy marijuana user and ended up with a six-year sentence for possession, which led him to the delivery job as a form of work release.

The plot thickens when Pauly and his crew plan a night out clubbing with Habib [Tahir Bilgiç] and Rocky [Rob Shehadie]. In the meantime, Sahib, still smarting from his fall, steals Pauly’s uniform to slip into the pizzeria and tamper with the phone lines, redirecting all incoming calls to siphon business away from Phat Pizza. A misread risk pays off for the rival crew as the clowns spot Sahib and beat him mercilessly, a reminder of how far the city’s small-time schemes can spiral. A DoH health inspector arrives at the pizzeria, and the mood at Bobo’s workplace sours quickly when the inspector insults Bobo’s mother; in a brutal beat of escalation, Bobo kills the inspector by forcing him into the oven. The scene underscores the film’s penchant for turning petty workplace drama into bloody comedy.

The night out with the drivers takes a darker turn when Sleek encounters Toula [Rebel Wilson], one of the women he’s been stringing along. Toula and her friends drug Sleek, abduct him, and reveal their anger at his predatory behavior. They attack him as a form of revenge, and Sleek’s arrogance finally meets its reckoning. The next day arrives with a wedding that brings together an unlikely coalition of crime and vanity. Sleek, now accompanied by Habib and Rocky, finds himself facing a coordinated assault from rival crime syndicates who view Sleek’s voyeuristic antics and con games as fair game for retribution. Rocky’s loyalty fractures when he discovers his sister was one of Sleek’s targets, and Habib’s filming before has deeply personal implications for the Lebanese mob’s involvement.

At the wedding, chaos erupts when the priest double-booked the church, forcing an improvised ceremony that binds multiple couples together in a hasty, improvised service. Pauly’s wry-cutaway comment lands as a punchline that caps the wedding fiasco: “At this point, all that was left to do was go and get pissed.” The moment crystallizes the film’s blend of vulgar humor and accidental legitimacy, where even the sacred rite of matrimony becomes another absurd performance in an overbooked venue.

The lingering repercussions of Sleek’s recklessness unfold in a post-credits sting. Sleek phones Bobo from a hospital bed to pursue workers’ compensation, only to be fired in the end. The bikie gang, unchecked and brutal, misidentify Phat Pizza’s staff as Fat Pizza employees and kill them off, sealing a grim, darkly comic circle of violence that mirrors the film’s broader chaos—where ambition, bravado, and deception collide with brutal consequences.

At this point, all that was left to do was go and get pissed.

This story threads together the misadventures of Pauly’s crew, the ruthless opportunism of their rivals, and the unpredictable violence that erupts from petty grievances, while skewering a subculture of brash bravado and performative masculinity. The film works as a brutal, over-the-top comedy that thrives on the collisions of workplace farce, crime caper energy, and a disturbingly blunt look at its characters’ moral boundaries, all anchored by a sharp, self-aware sense of humor.

Last Updated: October 09, 2025 at 16:52